Colour me happy, again

Finally my Hawaiian shirts have arrived! They were mailed out to me on 8 August; they arrived in the UK on 16 August; and they spent a further eight days in Customs Hell, before coming to me with a notification that I must pay an extra £25. That's fine; I'm just glad to have the motherfuckers in time for my hols!


1. This is a bit of a boring, non-animated shot, isn't it? Nice shirt, though. Short-sleeved.


2. This is me doing it Westside stylee. White boys throwing gang signs: is there anything cooler? Long-sleeved, this one!


3. And now I'm so happy I'm dancing! Collar up, too. Shit, I'm Elvis! Another long-sleever.


4. Going for the Michael Douglas dance here. What say you? Long-sleeve #3.