I get my Easter stories all mixed up

But I know there's something about a Playboy bunny who laid too many chocolate eggs, so Hugh Hefner decreed that she be crucified until she comes back to life, generally two days later. Also, Mel Gibson videoed it all and added loads of blood and gore in postproduction. Heff and Mel are crazy!

Happy Easter to you all. And if you're a Playboy bunny, be careful who sees you laying chocolate. Peace out.