Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Madonna and Mr Madonna to split up

I know, I know, he's got a name. He's an esteemed director. Did I say "esteemed"? Sorry, I meant "steaming pile of shite", my bad.

Anyway, here the BBC News website promises us "the marriage's memorable moments". I wonder if it includes my favourite memorable moment: the one where Guy (see, his name is just like guy, dude, bloke) sneakily glances at his watch while Madge is trying to adopt some little African kid.

What's up, guy, things moving a little too slow for you? Got something better to do, another flop to make maybe.

Losers!

My only regret is that they should announce this just as Madge's biggest fan has had a glamorous wedding in Vegas. Big love to Candy and the Stagg Man, and congrats!

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9 Comments:

Blogger furiousBall said...

there is a word for Guy Ritchie, that word... douchenozzle

15 October, 2008 18:27  
Blogger punxxi said...

Guys just jealous, he wanted to be the man in the family..

15 October, 2008 20:25  
Blogger lightupvirginmary said...

i heard madge was going to cut down her gym sessions from four hours a day to three. Yes, from four to three!!! :-0

15 October, 2008 20:57  
Blogger Martha Elaine Belden said...

why the hate for guy? i mean... i don't really have feelings towards him one way or the other. but as we all know, snatch IS one of my favorite movies. granted... other than lock stock... i haven't seen any of his others, and i HAVE heard pretty lousy things.

anyway... just wondering why the loathsome attitude :)

too bad they're breaking up, i suppose. but then again... i've sort of ceased to see hollywood marriages as much more than publicity moves and temporary relationships.

15 October, 2008 21:43  
Blogger Milla said...

I hope the divorce will be amicable and they won't have to come to the High Court right beside my office and bother all of us with the paparazzi scrum like Macca and ex-Mrs Macca did.

16 October, 2008 10:37  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

Hey Martha. I'm not hating; just messing with his mind grapes. I too have only seen his first two movies, but it's more than clear he has just one idea and very little talent, though I liked both those movies in their day.

Hollywood marriages are such a sham, anyway, yes.

16 October, 2008 12:32  
Blogger Milla said...

"Hollywood marriages are such a sham, anyway, yes."

Well, I think Pitt and Jolie are doing OK, no? I don't think they are a sham -but perhaps they are the exception to the rule.

18 October, 2008 10:30  
Blogger Candy Minx said...

I was sad to hear this...Stagg wants to know who will take care of the kids?

I liike how you say he was looking at his watch while they adopt a kid.

Now guess what? I loved Lina Wertmuller's movie "Swept Away" (actually I love her movies in general..."Seven Beauties" is awesome) and I was very very hesitant to see Richie's remake...but it wasn't so bad. I even had onion eyes at the end. And...Madonna has a lot of trouble letting go and acting (yes, she was good in "Desperately" and "D.T.") but she reaally suited this part and there was a humaness captured after the bitchy side.

I just hoped she would have been relaxed and happy. Sad. But she always said her true love was Sean Penn.

Thanks for the shout out :)

19 October, 2008 03:06  
Anonymous cappy said...

i admire him for saying he doesn't want any of her money, just full access to the kids.
that has to be admirable no?

er.....

20 October, 2008 12:56  

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