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Friends are nice to have. Friends with babies confuse me. The more time I spend with children, the less I understand why people want them. I mean, they're funny -- when they play peek-a-boo, for example -- but I can't deal with them for any more than a couple of hours. And they're always snotty and coughing and sneezing and spreading germs everywhere.
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...and then a lot of the time they grow up into people who don't like kids... :)
I can't stand it when babies play peek a boo!..they never fucking stop!..
I have a very short attention span..arghh..
oh..and little kids hands..they're always damp and sticky..
I never touch baby hands..
LOL!
I thought I was alone... hey you guys, we got to stick together... baby lovers are out to get us!
"they're always snotty and coughing and sneezing and spreading germs everywhere"
you obviously don't travel on public transport very often, 'cos you've just described 95% of the adult population travelling by London Underground.
I used to hate kids, but after being an au-pair and a nanny I realised you can learn so much from them! And kids are very straight forward, until they reach the age of 8 or 9. After that... yes some of them would need a bazooka.
I meant, FOR some of them you would need a bazooka...
some of them even poop in their pants.
poopin pants..
all the cool kids do it..
sad story..
I can remember being 3 , reading the funny pages in the newspaper ( and i WAS reading dammit!)while i pooped my pants.
I was a rebel
(tmi?)
haha... i was thinking the same thing as ben.
hahha... was just wondering if you realized you were once one of these beings you hate so much ;)
I feel so bad for people who are aroundkids that don;'t have them..I always try to keep the kids away so they don't bother them. My dad was like so I would always make sure friends with kids weren't around...
Not everybody has to like being around kids...its okay!
Hey heck out Torono article in Spin magazine when you have time on the music scene there:
http://gnosticminx.blogspot.com/2008/01/toronto-in-spin-magazine.html
I wonder every single day why I chose to have kids....
I guess that when you have them, something clicks "off" when it comes to the monotony of being with them 24/7. I don't regret having them, they are pretty funny. Even stranger, it is interesting to see which weird quirks they get from either parent.
My kids aren't the average "peek a boo" kids. Neither one of them do it. Most likely because I am like Cynnie and can't stand mindless repetition. I find that if you don't promote stupid games, the longevity for them dissipates.
Yeah, and that poop thing... It happens. Oh well... I still have more friends without kids than those that have them. I am not the kind of mom who loves other kids...
You two have never been at my house then.. LOL.. I hated when the girls hands got sticky and wet as you put it. but now as 3 and 7 they are pretty good at doing there own hands. They hate having dirty hands and faces.. And when I say you two I mean Cynnie and you Asterisk....LOL.. Kids can be fun but then again those of you who dont want them is best off not having any..
Babies I struggle to deal with and even worse when the parents ask "so which one of us does he look like?" Er, he looks like a baby, just like every other baby.
Much better when they get to about 5 or 6 years old but maybe that's just because I'm dealing with someone on my intellectual level.
Exactly why I don't want any of my own. I like that I can give them back when I've had my share of "kid time". Lord knows, I love my neice and nephew to death and would do anything within my power for them but I can only take about 4 hours and then I want to crawl home and escape from their world...I'm also extremely grateful they're out of the diaper phase.
Wasn't into kids at all. Then we had Jax.
Trust me. When you have a kid - especially when you see its head pop out - it's like nowt on earth mate.
Even at 18 they're your baby. Always will be.
There goes me street cred....
haha! Thats other peoples kids, yours are always different!
theryre tasty wi gravy...
no, sorry dinners. as much as it was THE most amazing thing i ever saw, and i would recommend it to any expectant dad, i NEVER want to see that ever, EVER again!
kids?
cost too much.
put a halt to everything you ever enjoyed doing.
then they become captain of thier under 8 football team and make you damn proud. i love the boy!
there goes my street cred too!
I don't even associate with people who have kids. Ha!
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