A curry-ific journey
From the pan to the metal tray...
... which goes into a paper bag...
... which gets put into a plastic bag...
... which gets put into the delivery man's car...
... which gets driven from the takeaway place to my house.
Then the bag comes out of the car...
... and is brought to my front door...
... and is handed to me while I fumble for funds.
I take the food into the kitchen...
... and out of the bags...
... and out of the trays...
... and on to the plate.
And that which isn't eaten goes into the fridge...
... and the next day on to a plate...
... and into the microwave...
... and on to another plate...
... which is placed on a TV-dinners tray...
... and set on Wife's lap...
... and from the plate on to the fork...
... and from the fork into her mouth...
... and while in her mouth, on to her tongue.
I'll let you figure out how it then got into my ear...
... which goes into a paper bag...
... which gets put into a plastic bag...
... which gets put into the delivery man's car...
... which gets driven from the takeaway place to my house.
Then the bag comes out of the car...
... and is brought to my front door...
... and is handed to me while I fumble for funds.
I take the food into the kitchen...
... and out of the bags...
... and out of the trays...
... and on to the plate.
And that which isn't eaten goes into the fridge...
... and the next day on to a plate...
... and into the microwave...
... and on to another plate...
... which is placed on a TV-dinners tray...
... and set on Wife's lap...
... and from the plate on to the fork...
... and from the fork into her mouth...
... and while in her mouth, on to her tongue.
I'll let you figure out how it then got into my ear...
permalink posted by * (asterisk) at 3:15 PM
8 Comments:
My wife has imposed a curry embargo in our house. We dry our clothes on a pulley in the kitchen and she is fed up going to work smelling of jalfrezi. None in the ear, here...
Oh... I say.
word verification: keyznaju
Appropriate. Perhaps that's what we should now call curry transferred from tongue to ear from now on. Keyznaju
hahahha
eww. curry ear... not so appetizing ;)
It was just a quick schnorgle!
I always thought curry would make a fabulous perfume - dabbed behind the ear - on the wrists - between the breasts -
and here I was thinking the last line would be
...and then out her rear.
Is that you eat curry in your house? You use cotton buds?
Beats those Hopi ear candles...
Puss
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