Street life
Going back a decade or so ago, the town in which I grew up decided to name a new street after Bob Geldof. I thought this was scraping the bottom of the barrel. It seems I was wrong.
As you can see from the genuine newspaper clipping above, we in the UK have now begun naming streets after medical practices.
So after Dental Close, where can we go next? Orthodonty Way, perhaps? Chiropody Street? Gynaecology Grove? Rhinoplasty Road?
Yes, great names all, coming soon to a housing development near you. What other suggestions can you make?
Labels: bob geldof, medical practices, street names
permalink posted by * (asterisk) at 12:36 PM
21 Comments:
Who was it who said that the properties in Bunyan Road were having difficulty selling because it sounded too much like Bunion?
Proctology Place
Augmentation Alley
Colonoscopy Circle
Red: Yeah, that was bizarre!
Tanya: I might have known...
Karen: Nice one.
Martha Elaine Belden, get your mind out of the gutter!
Anal Lightening Lane.
Silicone Tits Road.
Oh, there's one already? Oh sorry.
Jenna Jameson Gardens.
Lee: It's good to see a repeat of that wonderful procedure, thanks.
Milla: Both of yours are great suggestions. And finally we move away from butts!
How about Botox Boulevard? Would that count?
Wait...I just realized that the house is going for almost a 1/2 million pounds! Is that right? That's over a $1M CDN! Holy crap.
That's an expensive home!
OK, maybe you guys can clear something up for me...I heard just yesterday that property in the UK doesn't really belong to anyone? You lease your property from the government?
Liposuction Lane?
i'll try some mental street names :P
- schizophrenia interchange.
- viscious circle.
- hysteria lane.
- depressive boulevard
- anxiety street.
my first choice would be of course(if we move back to butts)
- Anal Cove.
Pap Smear Place
In my opinion, one can't bring up Anal Lightening enough.
Vaginal Reconstruction Avenue
Certain parts of East London should be called Phlebotomist Drive - The Perfect place to lose some blood!
Dentists need love too.
Fistula Gardens?
Bunnion Boulevard? this is gettin silly
lobotomy lane
These are all great, thanks guys. I've had a right laugh reading them all!
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