Going back a decade or so ago, the town in which I grew up decided to name a new street after Bob Geldof. I thought this was scraping the bottom of the barrel. It seems I was wrong.
As you can see from the genuine newspaper clipping above, we in the UK have now begun naming streets after medical practices.
So after Dental Close, where can we go next? Orthodonty Way, perhaps? Chiropody Street? Gynaecology Grove? Rhinoplasty Road?
Yes, great names all, coming soon to a housing development near you. What other suggestions can you make?