Friday, February 23, 2007

A prize, you say...?

Well, Cappy, cheeky monkey that he is, has asked whether I am offering a prize for the 20,000th visitor to this blog.

Truthfully, this hadn't crossed my mind. And really, I suppose, why should it?!

To be honest, though, perhaps I should offer a wee prize. After all, I'm fucking flabbergasted that anyone comes here, much less that 20,000 visits have been made in less than a year. (Of course, I couldn't possibly guess how many of those must actually be me, but let's not go there, shall we?)

So, what could this prize be...? Well, I ain't got much to offer, guys 'n' gals, but I am currently streamlining and getting rid of a bunch of old tattoo magazines on eBay, so the 20,000th visitor to this blog will get a tattoo mag of my choosing from my collection. (If it's me, then I'll give the prize to the next visitor.)

PLUS... ("There's more?" you ask, incredulously!) I'll make a special video dedication to you on this very page. Woo hoo!

AND I might even throw in a mix CD, so you can see what music I like, and a unique specially made artwork or something.

Wow, you must all be pretty fucking excited by that, huh? So, what are you waiting for? Go away... and then come back again lots of times over the next 24 to 48 hours.

Have a great weekend, y'all!



Blogger Martha Elaine Belden said...

wow! congrats on the 20,000 visitor! i don't know that i'll EVER have that many people visit my site... definitely not in less than a year

i'm impressed :)

23 February, 2007 16:40  
Blogger Candy Minx said...

Bring it!!!!

23 February, 2007 18:49  
Blogger Karen said...

Ooooh please let it be me, let it be me! A mixed cd AND a video from the *A man himself. A girl could faint just thinking about it!

23 February, 2007 19:54  
Blogger Cynnie said...

me me me !!
I wanna win!..
OMG..I'm so gonna stalk this blog

23 February, 2007 20:40  
Blogger ldbug said...

Ok....did I win;-)

23 February, 2007 21:58  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

Martha: I'm sure you will, my dear. But it IS quite exciting. I know... I'm a sad individual!

Candy: Oh yeah, baby!

Karen: Well, we'll just have to see...

Cynnie: Feel free to stalk, my friend.

LDB: Not yet anyways; there's still a good few hours to go.

Oh yeah, and by the way guys: I'm going by my SiteMeter stats, NOT the meter that you see on the blog here. So don't try cheatin' now!

24 February, 2007 00:28  
Blogger Adam said...

Oh man I've got big hopes of being the lucky winner! That's awesome tho, 20,000 (wow).

24 February, 2007 05:09  
Blogger Tanya said...


24 February, 2007 11:15  
Blogger Lee said...

Well, gee (*), now I have to go change my panties from all the excitement. Thanks a lot!

24 February, 2007 16:59  
Blogger Karen said...

Have I won yet?

24 February, 2007 18:30  
Blogger mister anchovy said...

wait, i want to win too! the way, I often feel the same way...why the hell would anyone visit my blog?...

24 February, 2007 22:22  
Blogger apositivepessimist said...

ooh I been away and now I am back AND I have the chance to win something. coolbeaans.


25 February, 2007 02:53  
Blogger Gardenia said...

Hoo Hoo. I'm excited. I really need to visit you more often.....really it is incredible to have so many visitors.....way ta go..........will be awaiting the announcement! Oh dear, when are Oscars? Did I miss them?

26 February, 2007 02:58  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

Adam: High hopes. Just like the ant and the rubber-tree plant?

T: Wow indeed!

Lee: You got pretty excited then huh?

Karen: Not yet...

Mr A: It's a Mr E.

APP: Look who's back!

Gardenia: Did you miss them...?

26 February, 2007 13:13  
Blogger Underground Baker said...

Do I have to have a prize?

28 February, 2007 07:26  

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