A prize, you say...?

Well, Cappy, cheeky monkey that he is, has asked whether I am offering a prize for the 20,000th visitor to this blog.

Truthfully, this hadn't crossed my mind. And really, I suppose, why should it?!

To be honest, though, perhaps I should offer a wee prize. After all, I'm fucking flabbergasted that anyone comes here, much less that 20,000 visits have been made in less than a year. (Of course, I couldn't possibly guess how many of those must actually be me, but let's not go there, shall we?)

So, what could this prize be...? Well, I ain't got much to offer, guys 'n' gals, but I am currently streamlining and getting rid of a bunch of old tattoo magazines on eBay, so the 20,000th visitor to this blog will get a tattoo mag of my choosing from my collection. (If it's me, then I'll give the prize to the next visitor.)

PLUS... ("There's more?" you ask, incredulously!) I'll make a special video dedication to you on this very page. Woo hoo!

AND I might even throw in a mix CD, so you can see what music I like, and a unique specially made artwork or something.

Wow, you must all be pretty fucking excited by that, huh? So, what are you waiting for? Go away... and then come back again lots of times over the next 24 to 48 hours.

Have a great weekend, y'all!