Roll up, roll up! Get your fortune told here! No purchase necessary!
Ever wish you could get your fortune-cookie fortune without having to ingest all that dodgy monosodium glutamate that's part and parcel of most Chinese-takeaway food? Well, now you can!
Red and I have tidied up the kitchen a bit, and what did we find but 27 unopened fortune cookies (there's some of them above, look). Rather than just throw them all out, we thought we'd share with our blog buddies.
Now, listen up, I ain't gonna eat 'em. Me or the missus will open them up one by one at random, pulled from a carrier bag in the order you apply for one. Just leave a comment, and we'll open one on your behalf. What could be easier? Fortunes told, lucky numbers issued, no hassle. Don't say I never give you nuffink. And I got through a whole post without using the word cunt. How's that, then?