A Christmas No.1?

I have just written this this afternoon. I suggest it for the collaboration of James Blunt, Coldplay, and Cliff Richard, as per Red's comment in my last post. Enjoy!


"Cunts Anonymous (We Are The Cunts)"

As Christmas draws near
And the snow is here and thickening
It's just the time of year
For a song that's really sickening.

We've gathered all your faves
Collected them together
Forget about your raves
This song will last forever.

Chorus:
Oh we are the cunts
We are the cunts
We are we are we are the cunts
We'll say it all again
It's not enough just once
We are we are we are we are
We are we are the cunts.

You'll hear this song in nightclubs
You'll hear it in your car
You'll listen for the mention
Of a special shining star.

But the only star we care about
Is on our dressing-room doors
We're not in it for religion
Nor for a worthy cause.

Rpt Chorus.

Middle 8:
So buy buy buy it while can
A copy for your mother and another for your nan
Buy buy buy it for yourself
A great way to increase our personal wealth.

And as Christmas flies by
And as we reach New Year
Listening to this song again
Will drive you to the beer.

Rpt Chorus to fade.