Recent searches

I've been keeping a closer eye on what brings people to me over the past three weeks or so, checking almost every day and keeping a list (although I missed a few days here and there, I'm sure). The old faves are there -- Helen Willetts, pregnant or otherwise; variants on my name or my blog name; cat humping; and several of the Italian football team and their tattoos -- so I've done a bit of an edit, and here are my favourites of the recent new search terms that found your friendly neighbourhood weblogger. As always, misspellings are the searchers' own; bracketed notes are from me.

"gym rope" erection
"you fat cunt" (I'm carrying a couple of extra pounds, but come on...)
Alvin Stardust
wicker man "gently johnny"
lyrics chinaski slow day
quadrophenia remake (Was this Cappy?)
peter bowles fan sites
dangerous lockjaw dogs
"fucking diet" (Now there's a diet I could live with...)
ichthyosaur for sale
friday the 13th good luck for italians
nigga blog from LA (Umm, not so much)
bush assassination TV
"death of a president" (Five times, the day after the film aired)
factotum slow-day blog
"hammered aluminum plates" value (Why to me?)
lyrics "you better stop, before you go and break my heart
online music sheets ten little niggers
porrno
hnt shaved
myspace picture for back ground kurt cobain nirvana grunge (?!?)
what does the Lebanonflag like? (I think the word "look" is missing...)
"morally diminished" blog (Why, thank you)
helen willetts movies (This is novel... Why?)
legless woman (There were a couple of these...)
keanu reeeves snaps
"wife's belly button"
Conan Obrien's Saint Patrick's Day Episode 2006
revenge
bruce forsyth KKK (I don't think I want to know)
free porncovers
"man in the iron mask" bragg (This inspired me to put the lyrics up today, since it's one of my fave songs)