Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Recent searches

I've been keeping a closer eye on what brings people to me over the past three weeks or so, checking almost every day and keeping a list (although I missed a few days here and there, I'm sure). The old faves are there -- Helen Willetts, pregnant or otherwise; variants on my name or my blog name; cat humping; and several of the Italian football team and their tattoos -- so I've done a bit of an edit, and here are my favourites of the recent new search terms that found your friendly neighbourhood weblogger. As always, misspellings are the searchers' own; bracketed notes are from me.

"gym rope" erection
"you fat cunt" (I'm carrying a couple of extra pounds, but come on...)
Alvin Stardust
wicker man "gently johnny"
lyrics chinaski slow day
quadrophenia remake (Was this Cappy?)
peter bowles fan sites
dangerous lockjaw dogs
"fucking diet" (Now there's a diet I could live with...)
ichthyosaur for sale
friday the 13th good luck for italians
nigga blog from LA (Umm, not so much)
bush assassination TV
"death of a president" (Five times, the day after the film aired)
factotum slow-day blog
"hammered aluminum plates" value (Why to me?)
lyrics "you better stop, before you go and break my heart
online music sheets ten little niggers
hnt shaved
myspace picture for back ground kurt cobain nirvana grunge (?!?)
what does the Lebanonflag like? (I think the word "look" is missing...)
"morally diminished" blog (Why, thank you)
helen willetts movies (This is novel... Why?)
legless woman (There were a couple of these...)
keanu reeeves snaps
"wife's belly button"
Conan Obrien's Saint Patrick's Day Episode 2006
bruce forsyth KKK (I don't think I want to know)
free porncovers
"man in the iron mask" bragg (This inspired me to put the lyrics up today, since it's one of my fave songs)


Blogger Red said...

Who's Googling my belly button?!?

18 October, 2006 11:33  
Blogger Milla said...

Not me!

As for the legless woman...hmmmm...that reminds me of Boxing Helena. That's the David Lynch connection for you.

18 October, 2006 12:20  
Blogger Suze said...

These are quite tame in comparison with mine. I must admit I am intrigued by the "icthyosaur for sale".

I'll have 2 please. :D

18 October, 2006 13:42  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha! My 3 favorites:

1) spanking (I've got an essay up about going to Catholic school)

2) Barbie's pooping dog (everyone loves pooping Barbie dogs)

3)Princess Diana reincarnated (which is a post about my ninny dog)

18 October, 2006 14:59  
Blogger Tanya said...

Glad to see cat humping is still on the list!

18 October, 2006 15:15  
Blogger Yasamin said...

lol red

i read this guy John Flowers all the time (his blog hot johnny) and once he posted that someone kept searching for the Death Of John Flowers. freaked him out completely. lol

18 October, 2006 15:29  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bruce Forsyth KKK.

Sigh...that was caught me... ;)


18 October, 2006 16:32  
Anonymous Ranting Dullard said...

It just beggars belief doesnt it? The things people search for....I find it quite insulting that people in the middle east find my site by typing the word 'cunt' and lo and behold they read my site for 1 second.

18 October, 2006 21:09  
Blogger Martha Elaine Belden said...

wow... what fascinating search entries... it's amazing what people search for online...

wife's belly button?
cat humping?
icthyosaur for sale?
nigga blog from LA?

awesome... and even more awesome these all led to you, *

hahaha :)

18 October, 2006 21:47  
Blogger Candy Minx said...

Ha ha ha oh it's such a good hobby isn't it?

I am responsible for the "hammered aluminum trays" because I wrote about collecting them once in my comments here on your collections post.

18 October, 2006 22:38  
Blogger Pickled Olives said...

what's a hnt shaved? And why would a flag want anything? Online music sheets... is this a band? I feel really in dark here!

I like your site * (Asterisk) Hope you don't mind me adding you to my site.

19 October, 2006 13:18  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

I too love the icthyosaur one, and nigga blog from LA. The legless woman refers to Paul McCartney's one.

Candy: Thanks for shedding light on that one; I just couldn't place it.

RD: Surely cunt is better than fact cunt?

Pickled Olives: hnt = half-nekkid thursday. I guess that's not enough for some people; they specifically want to see someone half-nekkid and shaved... Thanks for the compliment, and for adding me to your blog.

20 October, 2006 14:46  

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