Thursday, October 12, 2006

Oh yeah, I see the England squad’s back on form

Back down to being ever shit. There's talk today that the fans want Beckham back. I'd like to see him back in the squad, sure. He's a good player. But if he is approached, I hope he tells 'em to fuck right off.

Rooney. Pig-faced cunt, more like. Never liked him, never will. Useless waste of space, just like Neville.

Hello everyone. I hope you're all having a nice day...



Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

They get payed thousands a week but they're crap compared to Italy, Brazil, Croatia, Germany, Outer Mongolia etc etc. Drop the lot n pick a squad from the lower divisions. They'd get beaten just the same but at least they'd go down giving their all.

12 October, 2006 16:44  
Blogger Candy Minx said...

Ha ha ha...I was just telling my sister the other day how Stagg and I quote your blog. We might be talking about oh whatever...just shooting the shit or something...right and I'll pipe in "Tony Blairs a cunt".

It might have been the all time funniest post title ever...and it made me keep coming back to your blog at first.

This came up, because I was linking blogs to my sister yesterday for her and I was like, don't forget to visit "Tony Blair's a cunt" blog. point, and I do have that I love these random angry posts of yours. They keep things lively somehow.

12 October, 2006 17:03  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because I am from the states...

And because I am a girly man...

I have no idea what you are talking about.

None at all.

I apologize. ;)


12 October, 2006 18:21  
Blogger Gentleman-hobbs said...

I wouldn't cross the road to piss on that bunch of overpaid self opinionated wankers if they were on fire. Besides which putting the fire out would be doing them a favour.

12 October, 2006 19:43  
Blogger ems said...

I do not concur. When Beckham was playing everyone slagged him off - true to form they now want him back. One man - and certainly not him - would not have made enough of a difference. They were all crap.

12 October, 2006 20:16  
Blogger Spangly Princess said...


I mean. ahem. er. sorry for your loss.

nah, sod it, who am I trying to kid, I mean HAHAHAHAHA.

12 October, 2006 21:26  
Blogger The_'Real'_Batman said...

Classic. However Scotland lost so I must concur. Robinson however... I've never laughed so hard.

Put the under 21 side in. Considering their performance on Tuesday against the Germans, they would thrash the regulars by a clear margin

P.S I've replied to your comment on my blog

12 October, 2006 22:33  
Blogger Yasamin said...

steven and i are in the same sinkin boat. all i know about that guy is hes hot and his wife was in the spice girls. highlight of her life?? lol

13 October, 2006 06:41  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

It's not that I really even care that much, because the team is so often a big fucking let-down. But it's the repetition of it all, the hopeless inevitability.

Ems: Not everyone slagged Beckham off when he was playing. And much of what was in the press you must remember has a southern bias, ie anti-Man Utd, as he was at the time. He still played a better World Cup than many of the England squad, though.

13 October, 2006 14:13  
Blogger Spangly Princess said...

plenty of northerners hate Man U too, let's be fair.

13 October, 2006 14:32  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

True enough, Spangly, but historically is that not just because they have been such a dominant force? ("Nobody likes a gloater, Lisa," as Marge Simpson once said.) Add that to the north-south divide and the power of the press, and all hell breaks loose.

13 October, 2006 14:38  
Blogger a.c.t said...

Ems I agree, Beckham was actually crap in the last few games he played but it was disgraceful the way he was treated. He should tell them to fuck right off if they ask him back. Every footy fan is the same - they slag the player off when they are off form and adore them when they are on form.

Beckham was actually playing for Real at the time not Man U shited.

13 October, 2006 16:08  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

ACT: He's got older, for sure, and he's not at his best, but he still scored at the World Cup, against everyone's expectations and all the nay-sayers. My Man U comment was about the past, a few years back, when he would get even more of a slating than he does now; not meaning this recent WC.

13 October, 2006 16:15  
Blogger a.c.t said...

Oh I totally agree - he wasn't at his best at all but they still shouldn't have got rid of him so soon. Look at some of the others who played well then and are not now (Pig-faced cunt for example as you so eloquently put it.) Although to that I would add 'fat' pig faced cunt.

13 October, 2006 17:08  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

ACT: He's certainly chubbier than most on the park, that's for sure.

14 October, 2006 10:39  

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