Saturday, September 09, 2006

“He’s a Gecko” (to the tune of “In the Ghetto”)

As the sand flies
On a warm and bright Sahara morn
A cute little baby lizard's born
He's a gecko.
And his mama sighs
Cos if there's one thing that she don't need
It's another little pink forked tongue to feed
He's a gecko.

People, don't you understand
Lizards need a helping hand
Or they'll grow to be some angry old crocs some day.
Take a look at you and me,
Are we too dumb to see?
Or do we simply turn our feet
And walk the other way?

Well, the world turns
And a hungry lizard runs on three-foot'd toes
Playin' in the sand as the warm wind blows
He's a gecko.

And his hunger burns
So he starts to roam the dunes at night
And he learns how to forage
And he learns how to bite
He's a gecko.

Then one night in search of insects
The gecko breaks away
He climbs a wall, he sees a door,
He makes a run, but don't know what for...
And his mama cries.

As a crowd gathers round a tiny young thing
Crawlin' 'cross the middle of a huge kitchen
It's the gecko.

And the lizard sighs,
On a warm and bright Sahara morn,
Another little baby lizard's born
He's a gecko.
And his mama sighs.

He's a gecko.
He's a gecko.

© A Blog About Nowt, 2006

12 Comments:

Blogger Red said...

I knew this would be genius the moment you sang that first verse to me! Pure gold.

09 September, 2006 16:25  
Blogger Gardenia said...

Brilliant - you must record! This made my day - which turned out to be depressing - now I'm smiling.

09 September, 2006 20:09  
Anonymous the cappuccino kid. said...

you wrote this?
is there no beginning to your talents?
so, so funny! get it on record now! xmas no1 all over it!
(listen to me, record, how old am i?)

09 September, 2006 21:44  
Blogger apositivepessimist said...

maan I so wanna hear this. arhaaha.

10 September, 2006 03:08  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

Do you think maybe I've got too much time on my hands? It would be cool to record it (yes, I wrote it, Cappy). I tried to find a free download karaoke version, but to no avail.

10 September, 2006 07:37  
Blogger Kate said...

Wow, you wrote that? It's brilliant and it scans - often when people put other words to a famous tune they don't quite fit. You really should record it!
Oh yes and I agree with the comment above, release it for Christmas and save us all from Sir Cliffs latest horror, oops sorry, I mean effort.

10 September, 2006 10:19  
Blogger Adam said...

Yea, this was my first time actually watching blade runner from beginning to end - I really liked it, but it was the inconsistency that got me: what happened to the other replicant?

There were 6, right? one got killed shortly after the crash: so that would leave Zhora, Pris, Roy and the dude w/ the mustache - so who was the last one?

10 September, 2006 15:39  
Blogger Candy Minx said...

We drove to Indianna last night, okay that sounded far away didn't it? Two hours...but the entire time I had "He's a gecko" in my head...

I can see the gecko on tv lipsyncing YOU!

10 September, 2006 16:56  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

Kate: Thanks! Rest assured, if I have a version on a karaoke CD here (yes, I have a couple, to my shame), I will be recording it before you can say "Tribute to Steve Irwin".

Adam: Wow! First time... I sent you an email about that point you made.

Candy: That's excellent! If and when my record comes out, I'll be sure that you get the commission to make the video.

10 September, 2006 17:42  
Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

I would say genius but I don't want you getting a swollen head. Oh allright. Genius. Love it. can't stop singing it. Getting odd looks off Caz n Jax. Your fault.

10 September, 2006 19:03  
Blogger Martha Elaine Belden said...

hahaha... great :)

i gotta be honest, i don't even know the tune to "In the Ghetto" and i still love it. now you HAVE to record it so i can experience in it's full glory

13 September, 2006 06:00  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

That's funny, 4D! I went through my genius-complex period a few years ago, and now I know I'm not one, so it wouldn't go to my head.

Martha: You don't know In the Ghetto? Wow! I intend to do all I can to change that...

13 September, 2006 07:38  

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