Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Vote for Mary!

Ever heard of Mary Carey? Chances are, I suspect, that if you are not American you haven't. I have a healthy interest in porn, and I don't think I'd ever heard of her until Wife sent me a link to her website. (Quite how Wife stumbled upon it is uncertain as yet; research for an upcoming post, perhaps...)

Anyway, Mary Carey is a porn star who decided to enter politics, running for Governor of California. Her campaign tagline was "Finally a politician YOU want to be SCREWED by!!!"

Anyway, there's not really much more to say except I thought it was an amusing enough story to warrant a post. Apparently her name Mary Carey comes from her uncanny resemblance to crazy screeching banshee woman Mariah Carey. Yeah, ummm, about that...

Oh yeah, and one of her campaign promises was an exchange programme offering porn for pistols to help get guns off the streets. Now that's actually not a bad idea.


Blogger Spangly Princess said...

she has really bad fake tits in that photo. kid of wonky.

22 August, 2006 12:09  
Blogger Fruning Graplecard said...

A nice idea and she is a fair representation of a porn star, but hardly what I would call sexy or attractive, unless you are into some sort of plastic tits/mindless bimbo fetish.

This is not a moral judgement, but it would seem to me that If the Californians can consider this young lady in a gubernatorial context, are they not heading for some kind of moral, spiritual, cultural and intellectual meltdown?

22 August, 2006 12:18  
Blogger Suze said...

I have to agree with SP, those boobs look bad. Not in to the silicone thing at all.

She came up with a great campaign though. Maybe the UK should adopt it.

22 August, 2006 12:35  
Blogger Tanya said...

Hey - is it just me or does she have a scar all the way around her breast?

22 August, 2006 13:19  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

Spangly: Yeah, they're a bit off, aren't they?

Fruning: Not exactly my cup of tea, either, but hey -- it was the Cali mob who voted Schwarzenegger in, so what do we know?

Suze: I agree: the campaign's good in parts.

Tanya: I think she does, yes.

22 August, 2006 14:10  
Blogger Red said...

Still, she looks a damn sight better than Mariah "Thunder Thighs" Carey.

22 August, 2006 14:14  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

She sure does, Red. And is probably less insane, too.

22 August, 2006 14:17  
Blogger the cappuccino kid said...

didn't she run against arnie at one point? would love to have seen them have a heated political debate!

22 August, 2006 15:56  
Blogger Cynnie said...

well ..she has silicone tits, he has a silicone brain
God I've missed california!

22 August, 2006 16:30  
Blogger Pie said...

I have a horrible vision of the UK version involving John Prescott, nudity and offers of sex.

I feel so unclean.

22 August, 2006 16:43  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

Cappy: I believe so, although I didn't really look into it too much. Just thought it was a good excuse to put a scantily clad porn star on my blog. Is that a crime?!

Cynnie: Never been to CA, but would like to.

Pie: Can you PLEASE confine such things to your Dirty Pie blog?! Yeeeuuucchhh!

22 August, 2006 17:10  
Blogger Alex said...

*waving hand* not only have I heard of her, but I've seen part of one of her films. A hugely long trailer for a gang-bang porno movie

22 August, 2006 21:32  
Blogger Adam said...

you made my day, lol.

Oh and Communion, yeah it's definitely freaky - but something is lost in it to me now, the aliens in particular. That's probably pretty superficial compared to Close Encounters but I don't know, Communion would be in the top 10

23 August, 2006 01:45  
Blogger Minerva Jane said...

her boobs don't look real. i think i even see a seam around the edges... :-)

23 August, 2006 02:46  
Blogger Cynnie said...

Darlin asterisk, if and when you and the lovely mrs. visit california ..I highly suggest san diego..the gaslamp district.
Fucking fabulous

23 August, 2006 05:39  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

Alex: Well done! I'm pretty sure you're in a minority!

Adam: We aim to please. It's been a while since I saw Communion, but I remember liking it.

MJ: I think they're real... real fake!

Cynnie: Thank you, petal. We'll be sure and add it to our list.

23 August, 2006 09:32  

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