Monday, July 10, 2006

For Fatfiz: a farewell post

On Big Brother's Little Brother this morning, they asked BB housemate Mikey to name one of Paul Weller's previous bands.

He said, "Paul Weller? Isn't he a hypnotist? Uh, U2?"

Geeeeenius! And another nail in the coffin of British youth.

For more BB idiocy, click here.

Note: Non-UK types might be interested to know that Paul McKenna is a hypnotist.


Blogger the cappuccino kid said...

what a twat!!

you know, i once had to be physically restrained from some young pup in a bar who....

A; didn't know who weller was.

B; on being told said "oh yeh, that old gay bloke"

C; cooldn't understand why i was offended with those gems and the fact that i found that he was wearing a "lambretta" shirt offensive.

quote; "so fucking what if i don't own a scooter. have you got one of those mopeds?" (i was wearing a vespa t-shirt)

the FACT is that behind macca, weller is THE most prolific singer/songwriter this country has ever produced! and has more talent in his little finger than most "pop stars" will ever have!

thanks *. and farewell to you all.

10 July, 2006 15:16  
Blogger the cappuccino kid said...

weller is god. anyone with a modicum of intelligence should realise that.
as for big brother, the only one worth thinking of, was written many years ago by mr orwell!

10 July, 2006 19:44  
Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

Don't believe in God. Weller? ah....that's different....

10 July, 2006 20:30  
Blogger Suze said...

Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, nice to look at but a little bit mentally challenged.

On the plus side he is tall and if all things are in proportion. I know...I'll stop now. :D

10 July, 2006 20:53  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like McKenna and Weller. Do I win a prize?

10 July, 2006 21:39  
Blogger Candy Minx said...

I need help, what up F.F. No bloggie bloggie no address, why farewell?



10 July, 2006 22:30  
Blogger Tired Dad said...

No one NO-ONE is watching BB this year. And nor should you. I have a pile of six books I am reading through, grateful of the break in quality evening drama.

I have two brothers and a sister, all much MUCH younger than me - if THEY are not watching it then this franchise is fucked. And they are not.

The sun is shining. They are having imaginative young-peoples sex. I am reading good books.

Whilst I know what I would rather be doing, at least I not watching Big fucking Brother.

11 July, 2006 01:40  
Blogger Jezebelle said...

I stay away from that reality crap.

11 July, 2006 02:57  
Blogger parnellpr said...

Just know you're gonna have a comment on the world cup final....i think i'm a bit more balanced this time. Pippa

11 July, 2006 04:07  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

FF: I guess that got your goat, then.

Cappy: Welcome! So... another Weller fan, huh ;-)

4D: You and me both.

Suze: Easy now!

RD: Yes, you do win a prize. The prize of being able to listen to Paul Weller (solo) while under hypnosis and so not be able to remember it. (Ooh, was that a little bit naughty?)

Candy: ...

Tired Dad: I must say I think this year's BB is the best ever. I, too, have several books on the go, but while BB is airing they are getting short shrift.

Jez: Quite right, too!

Philippa: I've said my twopenn'orth here and there, you may have noticed. And even over at yours.

11 July, 2006 08:01  
Blogger a.c.t said...

Mikey is a first class thick c**t. They also asked him where Marrakesh was and he said: Duhh Thailand.

11 July, 2006 11:02  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

I think he named almost every country at one point, didn't he? Except Morocco, anyway.

11 July, 2006 14:48  

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