Pube-headed teeny-bop motherfucker
dumps lovely Cameron
I know the name Cameron fills many a British heart with dread these days, but here I'm talking about Cameron Diaz. Can you believe that the quite lovely Cameron Diaz has been dumped by pussy-faced, pube-head Justin Timberlake? IMDb has full details.
I feel bad for Cam. She doesn't have much luck with guys. To be honest, though, she'll be better off without that former N*Sync pop-tart cunt. I mean... he's dumping her???!!! Wake up, Dimbolake. Don't you know which side your bread's buttered?
I feel bad for Cam. She doesn't have much luck with guys. To be honest, though, she'll be better off without that former N*Sync pop-tart cunt. I mean... he's dumping her???!!! Wake up, Dimbolake. Don't you know which side your bread's buttered?
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he must like his "buns" buttered!
this is conclusive proof that he is gay! (not that there is anything wrong with that)
I always thought they made a really strange couple. He doesn't seem like her type at all - seems a bit too puny.
Fuck me you are prolific. I can barely manage twice a week. (Ask anyone).
Obviously Diaz is a beard. What straight man ON EARTH would drop her. What GAY MAN ON EARTH WOULD DROP HER??
Next we'll hear that Jodie Kidd offered him a blowey and he was all 'I'm a bit tired actually'
I distrust movie stars on principle, especially American ones. I prefer weather girls myself because they combine enough sexual interest with up-to-the-minute weather commentary.
Strange, I was talking with my sister last night, and she said she thinks Cameron is a minger. Apparently she topped a poll of ugliest celebs. I mean, I know she's prone to a bit of bad skin and she has a bit of a pudgy nose, but she's not Jade, is she?
FF: Of course there's nothing wrong with that.
ACT: That seems to be the general consensus, yes.
HtDJ: And Axl definitely ain't gay. Is he?
TD: Yes, prolific is my middle name. And thanks for using the word "beard". Good word, underused this side of the Atlantic, I think.
WW: Then I'm sure you read my post on weather people way back when.
I have seen pictures of her in magazines with close ups of her really bad skin. I think it's cruel and the magazines that do that make me sick. I bet the women who work on them are all mingers who are in desperate need of a bloke to make them feel better. Anyway, I think she's beautiful and one of the few US actresses I like and she seems quite normal and down to earth.
Eh, maybe he was sick of being burped and farted at all the time.
Yes, she does like to let out a bit of wind from time to time, or so I've heard...
sorry, with legs like that i never seem to make it as far as her face!
and i know i will get stick for this, but isn't sperm supposed to be good for the complexion? i would be willing to help her out there!
sorry, i am hanging my head in shame as i type!
still would though.
I would pay Cameron Diaz to go on a date with me. Indeed, I have sent many emails to this effect. She has threatend to take legal action against me, but I think this is her way of being romantic.
FF: Bringing down the tone like that. Fuck's sake...
RD: Try again now. Maybe she's on the lookout. You might get a little rebound action.
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