Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Agony!

Oh I'm so bored with my workload at the moment.

And I'm so bored with this crazy fucking diet I'm supposed to be on. It's been almost two days and I feel like I'm fucking wasting away!

Need chocolate biscuits (that's cookies for my American buddies).

One day I'll write about the "hush puppies" I had in New York. What I wouldn't give for a plate of those right now... (No, not Hush Puppies shoes.)

All we have in the house right now is hummus and pitta. Must eat. Fuck the diet. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. And wash it down with Coke, aaahhhhh.

6 Comments:

Blogger wrinkled weasel said...

try eating a jaffa cake "upside down". it is a weird experience, akin to drinking tea when you think it is coffee.

It might shock you into sobriety and slimness.

16 May, 2006 18:30  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

It is weird, that expecting one thing and getting something else, isn't it? I love Jaffa Cakes, so I'll give that a go. I had the whole tea/coffee mix-up a couple of weeks ago.

A lot of shared experiences here... what with the hairdressing thing and all!

16 May, 2006 18:59  
Blogger Ranting Dullard said...

What is this diet thing then?

16 May, 2006 20:46  
Blogger Candy Minx said...

Diet? Diet? This isa motherfucking topic I can get my teeth into?

What kind of diet? Why are you hungry?

You know, don't eat bread, rice, noodles, potatoes...eat lots of protein, like meat and lots of green leafy vegies, till you are full. And drink 4 litres of water a day. Count themactually measure the bottles out and drink 4 litres.

Eat one serving a day of the cabbage family...kale, brocoli, cauliflower.

Do you have green vegies in U.K. ? Heh heh...

Honestly, you'll lose five pounds the first week, and not feel hungry! Adopt tofu...slice it and cook it on the frying pan in tamari(real organic soya sauce that MSG crap) garlic, dash of cayenne and olive oil. Fry it like bacon, you'll love it and good for the wifes hormones! Estrogen balancing acts...eat it once a week and you'll save a few bucks too.

Did you read about that diet I linked from NYT's that habit of water and sugar may help, no?

17 May, 2006 14:54  
Blogger Cynnie said...

I'm allergic to soy..and Too much meat makes me fat as fuck..
I eat carbs out the ass ( I'm in a spanish country..main food is rice and beans !!)
I'm not fat..but I'm not as thin as I'd like..fucking crap..why can't i be allergic to sugar?

17 May, 2006 15:16  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

Ah, the diet. I feel too embarrassed even to say what diet it is, cos it's a silly one. Suffice to say we've jacked it in, in favour of more walking and less beer. Drag on the beer front, but walking's all right now that the great British summertime is here.

17 May, 2006 17:08  

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