Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Tuck in, Tom

So Tom and Katie had their baby. Suri, meaning "red rose" in Persian and "princess" in Hebrew.

And Tom didn't eat the placenta, because he was just joking. Geddit? That was one funny fuckin' joke, short-ass. ROTFFLMCAOAYSJTYC.

It has not been revealed whether Katie kept her mouth shut throughout, like a good birthing mother should.

You can read the full story virtually anywhere, but my source of choice was The Hindustan Times.


Blogger * (asterisk) said...


Rolling on the fucking floor laughing my cunting ass off at your shit joke telling, you cunt.

19 April, 2006 13:28  
Blogger Camie Vog said...

born an Aries...Like Tom needs more (hot)air signs in his least it wasn't the 20th, that's my kids birthday. Hate to have his "special" day clouded with the likes of their kid...standards...we must have standards...

19 April, 2006 15:10  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cunt is tha best word

20 April, 2006 02:59  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

Yes, it is. Although my favourite word (in English, at least) is sphinx.

20 April, 2006 08:51  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the word 'fondle'.

20 April, 2006 10:02  

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