Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Parents and kids

Are all parents deaf, or just lying idiots? You understand, of course, that I can only go by conclusions drawn from my immediate neighbours...

First, women seem to lose about half their brain cells while pregnant. The other half seem to go about the time the sprog is popped out.

Second, they tell you: “Oh, he/she hardly ever cries”, and yet you can hear them doing just that at all hours of the day and night.

So I don’t know what else to think.


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