Newsman chickens out of crucifixion

Scottish computer-nerd-all-groweds-up-into-"journalist" Dominik Diamond signed up to be one of seven people due to be crucified in the Philippines on Good Friday as a sign of their Christian faith. And also so it could be recorded for a British TV show, provisionally titled Crucify Me.

But, after snatching that seventh spot from some Filippino true believer, Diamond, cunt that he is, decided instead just to kneel down and pray.

What a fucking tosser.