Oi! You! I'd do the same if I could work out how to do it. Thanks for the message, man. You rule.
I got one once. It was good. It said: "Amongst the lucky, you are the chosen one"
Chosen to do what? Die desperate, alone and single and so revolting that even my starving cats won't gnaw on my decaying body?
I think I have an intellectual crush on you. Your wife won't mind because she said that everyone was being spasticated the other day, and that made me laugh so much on the way to work I nearly drove into the back of a 1989 Escort.
DM: The intellectual crush? Not gonna over too well with Wife, despite her use of the word "spasticated" and other un-PC terms. She's got that Latin blood in her veins, you see.
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Congratulations dude! That's fucking awesome news.
awww...I feel all warm and fuzzy now...
Oi! You! I'd do the same if I could work out how to do it. Thanks for the message, man. You rule.
I got one once. It was good. It said: "Amongst the lucky, you are the chosen one"
Chosen to do what? Die desperate, alone and single and so revolting that even my starving cats won't gnaw on my decaying body?
I think I have an intellectual crush on you. Your wife won't mind because she said that everyone was being spasticated the other day, and that made me laugh so much on the way to work I nearly drove into the back of a 1989 Escort.
DM
Thanks, TL!
DM: The intellectual crush? Not gonna over too well with Wife, despite her use of the word "spasticated" and other un-PC terms. She's got that Latin blood in her veins, you see.
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