Thursday, April 27, 2006

Absolutely VARBulous, innit?

I checked my VARB Rank today. 2.67. You're havin' a fuckin' bubble bath, ain't ya? I think it's some kind of VARB malfunction. They've probably got one of those old meters that only goes up to 10. What they need is one that goes up to 11. That'll sort it. 2.67. Pah!


Blogger the cappuccino kid said...

a WHAT? sounds painful
gonna try a blog count on mine, but don't want to find out i am unpopular. don't think my ego could take it!

28 April, 2006 08:30  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

I've got a big ego, too, but I just console myself with the fact that there are billions of blogs out there. I think VARB Ranking is connected to BlogMad, but I'm new here, so what do I know!

28 April, 2006 08:49  
Blogger Aurelius said...

My varb ratings been dropping faster than President Bush's approval rating.

I think cuz we cus, certain judgemental types go out of their way to nail us with a low rating.

That'll teach us to fill the internet with vulgarity and filth. . .

28 April, 2006 13:47  
Blogger * (asterisk) said...

I don't really care for VARBs and the like, but if what you say is right – that casual viewers mark you down for swearing – well, in the words of Pete Doherty: "People tell me I'm wrong, fuck 'em."

29 April, 2006 07:31  

Post a Comment

<< Home

Who links to me?