Isle of Dogs

Yes, I love dogs – who doesn’t? I am a dog, being born in the Chinese Year of the Dog, and this year is my year and theirs. What I hate, though, among many things, is being woken up at 7.15 in the morning by my neighbours’ dogs barking in the bedroom next door to mine. Now, 7.15 may sound like luxury to some people, but it doesn’t matter: I was asleep, and the next thing I know, I’m not. Through no fault of my own. That really gets my goat.